alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
murphels: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
300mphtorrentialblues said: he’s adorable. i want him right now. Can we please keep him?
zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower
gaybabyjail: don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
ptosistwitcheye: But you all have guns, and you never put the safety on and you all have plans to take it dont take it dont TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
babyferaligator: hella is a very accurate amount
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
no one cares that you queued that post While on vacation in some exotic place.
piercekath: Now it suddenly all became clear why those two women were fighting over Silas…
Finished my third year of college. Ready to start the last summer of my college career.
sheskachan: eleanorjanestyle: i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday of last week
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
fuckyeahgirlcrush: every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP. But at the same time…Aren’t those labels? Haha
I especially like how we, as women, must be dainty and fragile so that men can save us…You know the whole “damsel in distress saved by the knight in shining armor” thing. BUT women can’t be TOO fragile because men don’t have the time or desire to comfort her or listen to her cries.